| You are a just a dream |
[Nov. 23rd, 2006|01:18 am] |
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| | Like my love pump | ] |
well it seems that in march 2007 crosby stills and nash will play in chch. this is good because one of my life time goals was to be within 50m of all these three mens penises at one time. actually, it was 4, with neil young added in there but since it appears he is not joining them for the tour i might have to make do with the other 3. apparently they make music or something.
working sucks, cos today i got my pay cheque of $317 but i had to pay $60 back in tax. so that the government can build a completely unnecessary and disastrously wasteful stadium in auckland. cunts. they should play the world cup final in chch. there's a stadium already half complete, which WILL be able to fit 55,000, situated in a more industrial than residential area. but obviously it has to be in auckland so instead of following common snese they're gonna waste $500 MILLION (million!!!) of OUR money. fucking cunts.
peace out |
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| They're Coming to Get You Bar Bar Bar, Barbara Ann |
[Nov. 1st, 2006|03:40 am] |
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| | FUCK OFF YOU PRICK | ] |
Today marked the 3rd time in my life that Jesus talked directly to me. He (She? more than likely given the historical context that the Qu'ran was translated in, giving rise to scepticism and the ever present claim that all men are in fact born sexless and have to be surgically changed into men so as they will not suffer from vagina envy, and in the process developing the strange belief that they are in fact superior) told me that life is about as meaningless as the piece of paper I'm looking at right now, containing nothing bu tht enumber 2 repeated numerous times and in a few instances spelt - "TWO" - before receiving a trip from Pat and ending up on the cutting room floor.
Before leaving the house, it is advisable to always wear a hat because sometimes things fall on your head and if you do wear a hat it may just save your head from certain doom and gloom, the result of all this nasty english weather we get here in Lancashire.
Kazaa and soulseek took each other on again today in what can only be described as a bloody horrible waste of young lives, when the nations population of 18 year old men ( aside from the obvious arguments about what the heck men really are, it be unlikely that this age group fit the true category as they are clearly not mature enough to handle their own affairs by themselves, no let's not forget that once they are 18 they can be left to die though) all perished instantly as a result of their space ship being sent far too close to hell. The desolote on, dancing in Grandma's room, came out to investigate, and shed a tear of joy as he (she? less than likely, evil does not exist amongst women. should we say womna? it does literally mean not man, so perhaps not. genders should be swapped, as women are not "not men", but men are "not women." let's all refer to (formerly) women as "men now. that should help)lept up and down on their burning corpses.
And then i remembered what the internet is for..... |
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| To satisfy Andrew |
[Oct. 28th, 2006|11:23 pm] |
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| | If you tolereate this your children will be next | ] |
Because andrew is a doodle I'll post something. But not anything interesting, cos i don't like the idea of posting anything about myself on the internet. yup
---What does next year have in store for me? "Sorrow will come in the end"
---What's my love life like? "The worst Joke Ever"
---What do I say when life gets hard? "Gas Panic!"
---What do I think when I get up in the morning? "Last day of the Miner's Strike"
---What song will I dance to at my wedding? "Venus in Furs"
---What do you want as a career? "McDonald's on the Brain"
---Your favourite saying? "Albuquerque"
---Your pets name? "Track 3"
---Favourite place? "New York"
---Describe your sexlife: "Star of Bethleham"
---What do you think of your parents? "What about it"
---What's your Pornstar name? "Death at one's Elbow"
---Where would you go on a first date? "Back to the old house"
---Drug of choice? "Animals in the Zoo"
---Describe yourself: "You love us"
---What is the thing I like doing most? "Don't go away"
---What song best describes my boss? "Mr. Pleasant" (Hardly!)
---What is my state of mind like at the moment? "On a plain"
---How will i die? "poison" (fucking perfect!) |
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